Lazy Rock

Exhibit no. 0001

This is your rock.
It doesn't do anything.

Lazy Rock compares your step count with a rock's, every day. The rock's is always zero. It won again.

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Your stillness on this page

Move less.

Don't move the mouse, don't scroll, don't type.

How it works

01

You walk

Your phone counts your steps. We read them from Apple Health or Health Connect, only on your phone.

02

The rock doesn't

Its step count is always zero. You can't beat that. Don't try.

03

It judges

The less you move, the more you resemble it, and the higher your rank.

Ranks

Four layers. The deeper, the better. According to the rock.

Pebble

5,000 steps and up
8,213 steps today. I did zero. I win again.

Brick

2,000–4,999 steps
Where's the fire?

Boulder

500–1,999 steps
You're starting to look like me.

Mountain

0–499 steps
You barely moved today. I'm proud of you.

Stay a Mountain three days in a row and moss grows on the rock. You can't buy that. You have to earn it.

Rocky

The rock talks sometimes

Not much. Twice a day at most.

RockyYou're up? Pity.
RockyA fly landed on me. Busy day.
RockyWent for a run? I thought you were one of us.
RockyBeautiful stillness. I'd cry if I could.

Things for the rock

Hats, a top hat, a monocle, a mustache, a pipe, rock types and backgrounds. It doesn't change the rock. But it looks good.

Top hat, monocle, mustache
Baseball cap, pipe
Beard, reading glasses
Knit hat, sunglasses

There's a premium rock too. It looks exactly the same.

Privacy

No account. No ads. No analytics. Your step data never leaves your phone.

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The rock doesn't move. Do you?